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Weapon Wheel Roulette
Before every turn a wheel picks the one weapon you must use.
2–4 squads, or co-op vs the CPU · free in your browser
How it works
Every weapon in the armoury is in play, but you do not get to choose: before each turn the wheel spins and hands you one. Nuke or a limp bit of bog roll, you use it. Wipe out the other squads to win.
How to win
- Position between turns matters more than aim. Stand where a random weapon can still do something: high ground, open sky above, the enemy in range.
- Keep your turds spread out. The wheel will eventually hand someone an air strike.
- When you get a dud, use it to set up: dig, move, or chip a turd towards the water for your next spin.
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