The armoury
Every weapon in Turds
Every attack in the armoury, each with a clip of it in action, from the humble Corn Rocket to the Number Two Nuke. Tap one to watch it.
Rockets 12
Corn RocketReliable corn-cob rocket. Explodes on contact; wind pushes it.
Sniffer RocketMark a target, then fire. Sniffs its way there.
Sewer RatScurries along the floor. Press FIRE again to blow it up.
Triple Log LauncherThree small rockets in a spread. Hard to dodge.
Plunger MortarExplodes on impact and scatters six fragments.
Drill BrownieTunnels through the floor for a second, then explodes.
Sticky WadSticks to whatever it hits and explodes two seconds later.
Bidet CannonA blast of water. Barely hurts, but shoves turds a long way.
Laxative LauncherFires five small rockets in quick succession.
Methane MissileSmall blast, then a massive cloud that hurts for five seconds.
TP Roll RocketBig, heavy blast. Very sensitive to wind.
Bloodhound SnifferFinds the closest enemy on its own. No marking needed.Throwables 12
Fart BombBouncy 3-second fart bomb. Leaves a stink cloud that keeps hurting.
Bean BurritoBursts into five beans that each go off on landing.
Hot SauceSmall splash that sets the floor on fire for a while.
Prune BombBig blast, then five big prunes rain down around it.
Holy PlungerThe biggest blast in the game. Hallelujah. Stand well back.
Rubber DuckSqueaks on every bounce. Explodes on the third.
Soap BarSkids a long way along the ground, then blows after four seconds.
Diaper BombHeavy and short-range. Sticks where it lands, then splatters.
Rotten EggCracks on impact into a huge, lingering stink cloud.
Toilet Seat FrisbeeGlides almost straight. Ignores wind completely.
Sprout AirburstSplits into six sprouts at the top of its flight.
Sticky ChiliThrowable chili dynamite that sticks to walls.Close range 12
SpitballTwo hitscan spitballs per turn. Aim for the face.
Diarrhea GunFifteen quick brown rounds with a little spread.
Toilet BrushPoint-blank swing that launches turds. Great near water.
Vindaloo VolcanoFour seconds of scalding curry. Steer the stream.
Pee ShooterA long yellow stream. Tiny damage, big shove.
Nose Hair SniperOne precise long-range shot with a laser sight.
TP Tommy GunSprays 25 weak rounds. Lots of little numbers.
Plunger UppercutPoint-blank uppercut that sends a turd flying upward.
Stinky Sock SlapWide swing that hits everyone in front of you.
Flatulence FlamethrowerA roaring cone of lit gas that leaves fires behind.
Sneeze BlastA cone of snot that shoves turds hard.
BelchA shockwave that blows away everyone close by.Explosives 12
Chili DynamiteDrop it, run. Five seconds later: big boom and fire.
Whoopee CushionToss a whoopee cushion. It pops when any turd gets close.
Final FlushSwell up and explode, taking everyone nearby with you.
Mega WhoopeeA giant whoopee cushion with a much bigger blast.
Clogged DrainScatters five whoopee cushions around you.
Remote Rump BombDrop it, walk away, press FIRE to set it off whenever you like.
Bran BarrelPlaced barrel that bursts into fire when caught in a blast.
Fart Pipe BombExplodes in a chain of five blasts in the direction you face.
Firecracker TurdsEight quick pops marching along the floor ahead of you.
Prune Juice MineA mine that bursts into six beans when triggered.
Poop RoombaDrives along the floor and explodes when it bumps an enemy.
Colon BlowDigs a deep shaft under you. Hide or ambush.Air strikes & supers 13
Pigeon StrikeA pigeon drops five bird-poop bombs over your target.
Porcelain ThroneA giant toilet smashes down through the floor four times.
Rumbly TummyShakes every turd on the map. Good for water knock-offs.
The Big FlushThe water surges up for a few seconds. Low turds go down.
Potty PartyA disco porta-potty makes everyone nearby dance, blows up, then poop of every kind rains down.
Seagull SquadronThree seagulls drop burning droppings over the target.
Meteor Poo ShowerSixteen flaming meteors rain down all over the map.
Sewer GeyserErupts from the floor, launching anyone above it skyward.
Toilet TornadoA vortex that pulls nearby turds in and flings them around.
Plague of FliesA swarm chases the nearest enemies and nibbles them for a while.
Number Two NukePoisons every enemy for three turns and permanently raises the water.
Toxic DrizzleA shower of little acid drops over the target area.
Porta-Potty DropDrops a porta-potty that crushes turds and stays as cover.Tools 10
Gut PillsHeal 40. Uses your turn.
U-Bend WarpTeleport to any open spot you tap.
TP BridgePlace a toilet-paper bridge. You can keep playing after.
Fart JetpackFly around on gas for a while, then fire something else.
TP ParachuteFalls become slow and safe for the rest of your turn.
Bean DietLow gravity for the rest of your turn. Jumps and shots go further.
Double EspressoWalk much faster for the rest of your turn.
Extra SpicyEverything deals double damage for the rest of your turn.
Fair SharesPools every turd's health and shares it out equally. Ends turn.
Air FreshenerClears every gas cloud and fire, and heals your team 15. Ends turn.