Pick one for your squad in My Turds → Voice and every hit, miss, flush and self-own gets a line, out loud. Turn the sound up: each clip is a real match with that voice.
Aussie Surfer“Flush me gently, you bastards”Toddler“Needed a passport for that one”Clean-mouthedSnooty Chef“Flush me gently, you bastards”Cockney Trader“Turd overboard!”Rodeo Cowgirl“All the way from the bog roll holder!”Toilet Ghost“Help! Pull the plunger!”Grumpy Grandad“Remember me as a firm one, lads”Squeaky Gremlin“This water's not even clean!”Hype Announcer“Not the deep end! I've just eaten!”Nervous Intern“Taking the waterslide of doom!”Lady Laird“Across the mat and up your crack”Nature Narrator“Long range, zero mercy”Posh Butler“I was a solid. I died a smoothie.”Robo-Loo“Tell Mum I died how I lived: smelly”Drill Sergeant“Too much water, not enough me!”Influencer“Legendary range! Pass the binoculars”Viking“Not the deep end! I've just eaten!”Supervillain“Don't let the cat sniff me”
Not your thing? Switch off Rude jokes in Settings and they all keep it clean.
