Co-op vs the CPU
3–4 player free-for-allVs the CPU
Jump straight in against a computer squad, from easy to properly nasty.
Game modes
Every way to play Turds
15 ways to play right now. All free. Each clip is a real match, cut by the game's own Save clip.
Party modes 8
Last FlushThe bowl floods in from both edges every round. Stay in the shrinking middle.
Weapon Wheel RouletteBefore every turn a wheel picks the one weapon you must use.
Golden TurdTake out the shiny golden turd for 5 points, anyone else for 1.
Pass the PlungerA ticking plunger bomb sits on one turd. Hit someone to pass it on before it blows.
Toilet TagOne turd is It. Hit someone to pass it on. No tag-backs.
Capture the Loo RollGrab their loo roll and carry it home while yours is still there.
Sewer RaceNo fighting. First turd from the start to the chequered flag wins.
Revenge of the ToiletsThe map fights back: hungry toilets, leaky taps and falling plungers.With your mates 2
The classics 5
Online 1v1
Find a match or challenge a friend. Ranked with Elo.
Online 2v2 teams
Two pairs, each player with their own squad, taking turns side by side. Find a match or open a friends lobby.
Custom friend matches
Your rules: turds per team, map, turn time, flood timing, 50–150 HP, and a weapon set up to Chaos.
Daily Challenge
Same map and loadout for everyone, one score, a streak and a share card.